Gentlemen, I once again come bearing bad news. I've recently broken my wrist, and the inability to use my left hand for anything at all has left me with little alternative to scaling back present moustache operations (that sentence took me a solid two minutes to type out). Preparing and eating food has become a difficult and time-consuming process, and the inability to effectively style the mo out of the way has compounded these difficulties. Add to that the fact that, until the wrist is healed, I'll be assuming a strictly managerial role at work, and I'm pretty much out of options (presentability and all that).
So, I'll be tr*mming everything back for a while, if only to make my life easier while while I recover. I'll still be checking in on my brethren here, and cannot wait to start growing again. I'll leave you with the last picture I have of the current incarnation of my moustache, wax-free, taken a month or so ago at (another) disappointing Buffalo Bills game.

(clicking the image should pop a larger size up)