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 Post subject: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 17:55 on Monday November 14th 2011 
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Gents,i really think what i am going to do is going o drive my wife crazy.as you know she does not like my handlebar.we are going to an affair that requires a suit.i do not own a bow tie but i am thinking about wearing one.it will make her nuts.cheers scottyb :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 18:49 on Monday November 14th 2011 
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I wear bow ties all the time! And if she questions it, just point out to all the (gag) Hollywood types that wear them now! Fear not!

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PostPosted: 20:30 on Monday November 14th 2011 
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If anyone can pull off a bow tie, it is a man with a handlebar moustache :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 21:23 on Monday November 14th 2011 
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Just tell her initially that you are going to wear an ascot. When she starts rolling her eyes, etc, break out the bowtie. The shock from the ascot will lessen the reaction to the bowtie :D

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 21:44 on Monday November 14th 2011 
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Legalstache,thanks for the sound advice.fyi your mustache is looking good.resist trimming.cheers scottyb :magyar


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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 14:17 on Tuesday November 15th 2011 
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I agree with the happy Norwegian.

I'm wearing a bowtie today actually. I work at a Jr. High. Kids don't think another thing about it. Not a big deal. My advice: just go ahead and buy one, put it on, and wear it that day.

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 15:47 on Tuesday November 15th 2011 
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LegalStache wrote:
Just tell her initially that you are going to wear an ascot...
I was wondering what on earth an ascot was, but for any other unsuspecting UK readers, an 'ascot' in English is a CRAVAT... :stick
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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 17:19 on Tuesday November 15th 2011 
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@DD: I didn't know that! Learned something new today!

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 18:12 on Tuesday November 15th 2011 
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Sounds like you like to live life dangerously scottyb ;)

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 4:39 on Wednesday November 16th 2011 
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David Dade wrote:
LegalStache wrote:
Just tell her initially that you are going to wear an ascot...
I was wondering what on earth an ascot was, but for any other unsuspecting UK readers, an 'ascot' in English is a CRAVAT... :stick
David

An ascot is a type of cravat - all ascots are cravats, but not all cravats are ascots. What separates an ascot from a cravat is the placement, which also influences formality.

Ascots are less formal than the other cravats.
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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 18:24 on Wednesday November 16th 2011 
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Very good, Schnauzer. Are these cravats and ascots from your own personal collection?

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 22:14 on Friday November 18th 2011 
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Sadly no, only wild rags in assorted colours. I wonder what UK readers might call these in english, cravat? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 1:11 on Saturday November 19th 2011 
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...I wonder what UK readers might call these in English, cravat?
1. I think in the UK we'd just call them Wild West Scarves... :D
2. I could have a "must-ash" like his right now if I wanted to, as it's constructed entirely from beard hair. He's obviously never heard of the competition 'regulation' that: The hairs are only allowed to start growing up to the end of the upper lip. :stick

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PostPosted: 1:34 on Saturday November 19th 2011 
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David Dade wrote:
I could have a "must-ash" like his right now if I wanted to, as it's constructed entirely from beard hair.
Yeah, and he's only got two hirsute graspable extremities and you have three. :beerstaches:

@scottyb: post a picture of your Handlebar "muh-st-ah-shh" with bow-tie and suit.

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 Post subject: Re: pushing wife to the edge
PostPosted: 16:40 on Monday November 21st 2011 
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Schnauzer,sorry there are no pictures of me in the bow tie but i will take one soon as possible.my wife took 1 hour before she noticed i was wearing one.i said what do i have to wear,a dress.we laughed.most people really liked it.cheers,scottyb :beerstaches:


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