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PostPosted: 18:18 on Tuesday December 13th 2011 
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My mustache is so big ie. it has its own zip code cheers scottyb.


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PostPosted: 19:02 on Tuesday December 13th 2011 
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My mustache is so big... It spans not one, but two generational gaps.


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PostPosted: 0:45 on Wednesday December 14th 2011 
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My moustache is so big........... it interferes with my aim.

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PostPosted: 5:40 on Wednesday December 14th 2011 
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My moustache is so big... that sometimes it gets trapped under women's hair.
(Happens all the time, hah.)


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PostPosted: 15:45 on Wednesday December 14th 2011 
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My mustache is so big,that forest animals have taken up residence cheers scottyb :beerstaches:


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PostPosted: 17:46 on Wednesday December 14th 2011 
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My moustache is so big... I have to go through doorways sideways.

(Although not really true of myself, I have seen an astonishing European gentleman at several of the WBMCs where this was actually the case.)
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PostPosted: 19:50 on Wednesday December 14th 2011 
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My mustache is so big,it comes into a room before I do, :beerstaches: cheers scottyb


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PostPosted: 16:38 on Saturday December 17th 2011 
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My mustache is so big,it has a mind of its own cheers scottyb :beerstaches:


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PostPosted: 18:13 on Saturday December 17th 2011 
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my moustache is so big, people mistake it for a beard


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PostPosted: 0:45 on Sunday December 18th 2011 
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My moustache is so big... not even the biggest mug can hide.


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PostPosted: 2:30 on Sunday December 18th 2011 
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My moustache is so big it's wearing me!

(...though not actually true for me... YET!)

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PostPosted: 13:42 on Sunday December 18th 2011 
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My Moustache is so big the airlines charge me for two seats :!:

Not mine yet but working on it :notrim:

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PostPosted: 2:41 on Monday December 19th 2011 
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My moustache is so big, my words echo off it and it sounds like I am repeating my self all the time

My moustache is so big, my words echo off it and it sounds like I am repeating my self all the time

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PostPosted: 19:05 on Thursday December 29th 2011 
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My mustache is so big,it has landing gear,chhers scottyb :thumbup:


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PostPosted: 20:25 on Friday January 13th 2012 
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My moustache is so big, I can see if there are any food particles stuck in it with my peripheral vision.


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