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"A Handlebar Moustache is indeed a glorious facial hair feature. Whether it stands alone or crowns some other form of facial hair, the glory comes from it being a 'Handlebar' and not simply an ordinary moustache." - Schnauzer
 
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 Post subject: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 22:36 on Monday December 5th 2011 
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I have a client who is a firefighter and i said to him he would look good with a handlebar.he has grown one and now i know someone besides me that has one.i am trying to get him to try some wax.firefighters of course.chhers scottyb :-}


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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 14:56 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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@scottyb: That's wonderful! Obviously you and your Handlebar have made a significant impression on your client. You have no doubt suggested he visit with us here. All that's left is for you to post a picture of you and your new Handlebar friend in the relevant topic you originated earlier.

I am curious though...........

dU TH3Y KNOT TEECH YUSE OF UPPER KASE AT SKULES IN bALTIMORE? :P

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PostPosted: 15:17 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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:roll: Please do not get me started about the lack of sentence structure and grammar not being taught in the American Public School system. The figuring is, by my best speculation, that being able to read well thought out sentences is a good enough teacher to writing well thought out sentences, but I digress.

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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 17:10 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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Keep it Handlebar...

(LOL @ schnauzzzer [sic] )

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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 17:51 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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Scnauzer,FYI i was edgecated in nu york and anything goes in Bawlmore.cheers scottyb :beerstaches:


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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 18:21 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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apw1970 wrote:
Keep it Handlebar...

(LOL @ schnauzzzer [sic] )

I always assumed he capitalised "Handlebar" to indicate the allegorical nature of the handlebar moustache, which transcends the mundane realm of ordinary facial hair and evokes a whole host of positive symbolism... but then I was a literature major :D


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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 18:47 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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Nah, I jest tink it looks purdier. Ya shore can use dem purdy werds tho smay-stah.

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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
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Schnauzer wrote:
Nah, I jest tink it looks purdier.

Same sh!t, different pile :french:


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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
PostPosted: 19:17 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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Yeah, I sometimes have difficulty controlling which end it comes from. :oops:

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PostPosted: 21:05 on Tuesday December 6th 2011 
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PostPosted: 18:52 on Wednesday December 7th 2011 
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Here here! Why should cops have all the fun?!?

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Mr First Time,If I am not mistaken are not you a firefighter? If so what do your fellow firefighters say about yours.cheers scottyb :beerstaches:


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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
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Well...all of the older firemen have long established moustaches...and us "young" guys have "had" what is lovingly called the "nut pad". I now bridge the generation gap..although I received more ramathorn jokes than anything ..lol...oh well, it's here to stay! It is becoming more accepted everyday

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I am lost with some of these terms - I guess they are usual US parts of speech but haven't previously made it into my experience; "nut pad" and "ramathorn" in particular?

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 Post subject: Re: client has grown a handlebar
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David Dade wrote:
I am lost with some of these terms - I guess they are usual US parts of speech but haven't previously made it into my experience; "nut pad" and "ramathorn" in particular?

David


Ditto. PM me if by chance it is not for those with a delicate disposition :brimley:

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